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Law and Order: Xbox 360

March 3rd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
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[Insert gavel thunking sound bite]

Chaos ensued this week when, during a passionate Guitar Hero II solo by Tasha Ward, Bill Gates froze her Xbox 360 indefinitely using his Microsoft Update vision. Gates fled the scene of the crime shouting, “Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me I’m the Microsoft Man.” Unbeknownst to Gates, several Intel Pentium processing chips fell off of his body and onto the victim’s living room floor. Forensic investigators are currently working to discover if these chips are positive for Bill Gates DNA.

Tasha Ward professed in an interview, “Bill may have killed my Xbox 360, but he hasn’t killed my will to shred heavy metal riffs with brightly colored buttons. I will buy another Xbox. I will play again.” Unfortunately for Ward, the purchase of a new Xbox 360 could take several months. In the meantime she has vowed to play more Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii games.

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  1. Comment by RK-Mara on 4 March 2008:

    Your 360 died? That really sucks.

  2. Comment by Tasha Ward on 4 March 2008:

    Yes, yes it did. Every time I load a game, it plays for about 10-15 minutes and then freezes. Last time I hit the reset switch the Xbox 360 logo didn’t even appear! AGH!

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